Monday, February 23, 2015

The 2015 Oscars, in 50 words or less

Let's see how close I can come:
  1. How did Michael Keaton NOT win?
  2. I'm not frequently disappointed by Neil Patrick Harris. But I was here.
  3. We were coming up on the four-hour mark ... for what turned out to be the lowest-rated ceremony since 2009. Do you think the two are related?
  4. No, seriously: how did Michael Keaton NOT win?
  5. They should never let John Travolta near the stage again. 
Sixty-six words. Damn ... even I ran long just talking about the show ....