- It makes NBC happy: NBC undoes the mistake they made in promising Conan The Tonight Show back in 2004, when it was still the #1 late night program. They made a mess of the whole thing, and Conan leaving is the closest they get to a Ctrl + Z.
- It makes Conan happy: Conan doesn't have to stomach the demotion -- which, let's face it, is exactly what this is. Of course, we should all be so fortunate to face such dilemmas. Here's one reason I'm leaning in this direction now: Conan's contract is for two years (can't remember where I read this, but it was very recent and from a trusted news source), and he's already seven months into that. NBC will not renew that contract. His only hope for more time on the network -- and it would still be at 12:05 am -- is to use the current negotiations to extend that contract, which I no longer strongly believe is the case.
- It makes Fox happy: Fox has a shot at getting into the Late Night wars. And they can do it without breaking the bank: it's not like Conan can brag about his superior ratings or anything. Fox should get him for less than what it cost NBC to let him go.
- It makes Jay Leno happy. He gets his show back. In complete fairness to the guy, they never should have taken it anyway in the first place.
- It makes the NBC affiliates happy.
Also fascinating: the Late Night Leaderboard.
- Craig Ferguson: Gets Letterman's spot in five years, if not less, and deserves it.
- Jimmy Fallon: Wow ... no one likes this guy; what gives? Plenty of fun.
- Conan O'Brien: Losing suits him. I'm not kidding -- in the last few days, he seems more like a human and less like a human version of Disney's Goofy.
- David Letterman: The top was always close, but Letterman's the guy that takes the biggest plunge; I'll get around to writing about this at some point. Let me just say right now that Dave looks tired, genuinely tired, from the grind.
- Jay Leno: Still seems like he'd be a good guy to know, but has arguably the weakest interviewing skills of the bunch.
- Jimmy Kimmel: Needs more Matt Damon.
- Soon-to-be canceled John Daly: Without Tiger Woods, golf needs him now more than ever.