So, Megan Fox starred in a Super Bowl commercial imagining what utter chaos would result from her distributing a revealing photo of herself on the Internet.
Would now be a good time to note that I find nothing -- seriously, nothing -- attractive about this woman? There are more beautiful women working at my local library.
Would it similarly be a good time to note that Anne Hathaway is far and away more attractive? But don't take my word for it; here's the evidence: